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Huan Huan Ai - Why Why Love
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Translators: zeroandone and acmilansoccer999
Spot Translator: Tweedyy
Timers: tipsytoto and ktringo
Editor: blush QC: Puppet Princess
Over the mountains, over the oceans
Over the obstacles, facing the dangers
I still have to catch up, I still have to fly.
I am not afraid no matter how dangerous it is on the way.
Before dawn, I have to be ready.
Going forward on the roads. Being able to see my destination.
I won't regret. I am definitely right.
I want an exciting tomorrow.
Because of you, I will not back away.
I want to see my achievement progressing slowly.
Because love can make a dream fly.
No matter how much longer the road ahead of me is, I will overcome it all.
Everytime I close my eyes,
I can only think of you, smiling at me.
I have surpassed it. Everything went smoothly.
Just need one more step, and I can reach my destination.
Hello? Uncle?
Where are you right now?
Okay. I see.
Can we trade the ticket next time?
My uncle's looking for me.
Should I drive you there?
No!
I'm gonna go now.
Uncle,
why did you leave the hospital without a word?
The debt collectors found their way to the hospital.
You came to see Xiao Xuan?
Aren't you going in?
If her mom found out
that I came to see Xiao Xuan
without her permission,
I'll have to go back to court again.
I wonder if Xiao Xuan has gotten taller
and what she's learned lately.
Do you think Xiao Xuan misses her father?
Of course.
She has probably
long forgotten who I am.
That's impossible.
In their hearts, a father is a daughter's superhero.
Even if their father's not near them,
every daughter,
when they think of their father,
would gain courage
and feel safe.
I'm not a superhero.
I'm a bum.
These few years,
I haven't succeeded once.
When her mom was with me,
she never lived a peaceful day.
Now,
she wouldn't even let me meet with Xiao Xuan.
She says that every time they see me,
a problem would arise,
and they'd have to move.
I think I should just leave,
or else I'd just give you
and the two of them more trouble.
Jia Di,
you have to help Uncle.
When you have time,
come visit Xian Xuan and your Aunt.
I'm leaving.
Where are you going?
I thought about it a lot in the hospital.
This time,
I don't want to be a burden on everyone anymore.
I've decided to go to the south alone to hide
and see if there's a chance for me to start over.
If those debt collectors won't be able to find me,
I don't know what would happen to you guys.
Jia Di,
you must be careful.
Uncle is really sorry for you.
Uncle,
do you have enough money on you?
It's fine. I'll find a way.
Come find me at the gas station tonight.
Manager, I beg you.
It's a real emergency this time.
When is it not an emergency?
Oh, I beg you, Manager.
I know you're a really good person.
I really need that money.
Please...
Don't underestimate him.
Recently, Devil Boy's heart has
become really sympathetic!
He's being such a good person,
like a hero rescuing someone in need!
He secretly helped the little angel caregiver
pay her uncle's medical bill!
Shut up!
No one wants to listen to your nonsense.
I do!
Is the little angel caregiver a hottie?
She's tasteless.
No! Don't exaggerate.
There are hot Taiwanese girls too, right?
Yes, she must be a hottie!
You wouldn't help an ugly girl.
You guys don't know.
His mouth is so vulgar that
he even calls Miss China papaya colored,
[Note: The outside of a papaya is ugly. Papaya colored = unatractive]
let alone his caregiver.
Are you finished?
Are you making her wear a uniform?
That is a must.
No...
All I've seen her wear is sweats and a vest.
What a pity.
Tell her to wear a uniform tomorrow!
Master, time for your medicine!
Okay! Get her to wear it.
Get her to wear it... Get her to wear it...
Thank you, Manager!
I will put all my effort into pumping gas.
This is truly the last time.
Jia Di, I knew it!
You wouldn't let me rot helplessly by myself.
Uncle, think more about Xian Xuan and Auntie from now on.
Stop thinking about those
ridiculous get-rich-quick investments.
Don't worry!
When I come back,
I'll be stable again.
Then,
you wouldn't have to work at a gas station anymore.
Be careful.
Take care of yourself.
Then I'm leaving now.
I don't have time to sigh.
Focus! Focus! Focus!
Welcome!
Guy No. 10!
Everytime I see you,
you always carry a different identity.
The first time, you were a carnival employee.
Then a birthday wisher.
Then, a hospital volunteer.
Those are all part time.
The gas station is also part time.
I finally know why your friend gave you so many nicknames.
Xiao Nan always makes up
these weird nicknames.
Like?
Like..."Taiwan A Shin."
*Note: A Shin is a character from a popular Japanese non-fiction novel, it was first published in the 1980s*
Teenage obaasan,
Notes Princess,
or Good Family Virgin Girl.
But... there are so many.
I don't remember any of them.
So... have you thought of
which friend paid the medical bill?
Even if I did,
they wouldn't admit it.
Get her to wear it!
Don't be so perverted!
Lowly, wrong, underhanded, and dirty!
Forget it!
What's wrong?
Were you struck by lightening today?
I think you people are mentally impaired,
thinking about a little nurse!
That's really perverted!
Can't you think of being more loving,
respectful, and generous?
Okay, ignore him.
Alright, ignoring him.
Let's talk about biking.
Because you said you must depend on yourself.
I think someone must be afraid
that you won't accept their kind deed.
He must be afraid to hurt your pride.
I'm not one of those people
who don't know how to appreciate
or be grateful.
If I get angry at someone helping me,
wouldn't I be too mean?
I just don't want to burden anyone.
NT$1,300.
[Letter:] Xiao Xuan.
Your arms are all healed?
Today, the kids playing baseball in the park
complimented my golden arm strength.
Who is Jia Di speaking with?
He looks familiar.
It's always been you giving me exchange tickets.
It's my turn to give you one.
Stick out your hand.
Healthy Arm exchange ticket.
Someday, when you're tired,
you can exchange it with your Guy No. 10.
Exchange it for what?
Now his arms are healthy and strong again.
You can exchange it for a helping hand.
I don't want to keep holding onto an invisible hand,
wondering who'd grab it and lead me forward.
Can you accept
this exchange ticket?
Their relationship seems pretty good.
Don't hesitate to ask others for help
when you're in need.
Being able to support each other
is what friendship is for.
Thank you.
You can drive now.
Thank you for coming.
Jia Di!
Uncle, why are you back?
I forgot.
I don't know when I'll be back
after I leave today.
Can you give this letter
to Xiao Xuan?
I'm leaving now.
Okay.
Come out!
If you have the money, return it. If you don't, come out!
If you don't come out, you're dead!
What are you people doing?
Where's Tong Bao Shan?
Who would have such a bad luck
of knowing that bum?
Attack!
Mom,
are you okay?
They're not so rough.
It's not that easy to kill your mother.
Mom, it must really hurt.
If I don't touch it, it doesn't hurt.
How about you?
You were hit many times.
Does it hurt?!?
Does it hurt?
Those fools that hit my son,
you will all go to hell someday
for bullying others like this!
Mom, they'll definitely come again.
What do we do?
Let me think.
We can't go back to our house.
We must hide out in a different place.
Being hit and being chased over debt...
Why do we have to live this kind of life?
Since I was little,
we've always been running.
This isn't the first time we couldn't go home.
I've had enough of these days too,
but what can we do?
Your deceased father left so much debt,
and your uncle's a bum!
If we don't depend on ourselves,
who will we depend on?
Jia Di!
Where's my phone?
Jia Hui,
hurry up and call your sister.
She's on her way home from work.
Tell her to be careful.
Hurry!
Shit!
Hello?
Hello, Sis?
Uncle's debt collectors came to our house.
Be careful on your way back.
I see them!
Are you two okay?
We were almost hit to death!
How do you think we are?
Jia Di, don't go home tonight.
Mom, are you two okay?
We're fine.
Don't worry.
Our family is safe and sound, aren't we?
Then where are you two right now?
Right now we're at...
we're at...Hello?
Hello?
Hello
Hello?..
Hello? Your phone's out of battery!
Your sister must be worried to death!
What do we do now?
Hurry up and think of something!
Let's go find my friend first.
Then get in contact with Sis.
That's our only option now.
Let's go! Hurry!
Let's go!
Who is it?
Please let me use your phone.
Hello? Jia Di,
are you okay?
I'm fine.
Jia Hui and I have a place to stay now.
Now that you have a place to stay, I'll worry less.
But...
Jia Hui's friend's place is a bit cramped.
Where will you stay?
I'm fine.
I can stay at Xiao Nan's house.
Don't worry.
Okay.
It's fine if you stay here,
but you brought your mother along?
What's a friend for?
You think I want to be such a loser to
bring his mom out with him?
Can't you see that my mom and I are hurt?
Okay...whatever.
But you can only stay in the living room.
Jia Di! Come in.
We're having steam boat.
Want to join us?
Come, the sauce is ready.
Come on. You can eat all of this.
You have a full house tonight.
Yeah, my auntie just had a baby.
She's come to our house to regain her health.
Really?
Yep.
Your uncle's medical bill...
It's all taken care of.
Taken care of?
That's great!
Uncle,
this is my friend Jia Di.
This is my uncle.
-Hello -Uncle, hi.
Uncle, isn't it a coincidence?
I only realized today after you told me.
Jia Di's birthday is the same as your baby's!
What fate!
Then you must be a very lovable
and very lucky person!
Yeah!
Jia Di and baby are but happy and healthy.
They'll be lucky in life.
Ugh.
Oh yeah, Jia Di,
why are you here today?
I...
No reason.
He looks just like you.
He's so cute!
Hurry up and eat!
When are you naming him? Who's naming him?
Have you come up with possible names?
Devil Boy,
maybe you should tell them to leave.
Why?
We hardly ever get together.
We should drink until morning.
The host wanting to kick people out
is so disappointing.
They don't understand the situation,
but I do.
You've gone through enough today.
Miss Yan Shu misunderstood Jia Di,
and now you can't join our practice.
Come down the elevator with me.
I'm going out.
For what?
You, Bo Zi, rarely say such touching words.
I see you haven't drank enough tonight.
I can't be a bit touching?
I'm going out.
I'm going to buy you some beer. Hurry.
Go yourself?
Duh!
Alright.
Sir, these are your bought items,
and this is your change and receipt.
Thank you, come again.
What should I do now?
Healthy Arm exchange ticket.
Someday, when you're tired,
you can exchange it with your Guy No. 10
for a helping hand.
Don't hesitate to ask others for help
when you're in need.
Being able to support each other
is what friendship is for.
[Guy No. 10]
Miss, are you alone?
Do you want company?
HELP!!
Go away! I don't like you.
Go away!
Miss, don't run so fast!
Miss,
stop running.
Don't run.
don't run so fast.
Miss, are you alone?
Do you want company?
HELP!!
Go away! I don't like you.
Go away!
Miss, don't run so fast!
Miss,
stop running.
Don't run.
Don't run so fast.
Stop running!
Miss, don't run anymore!
stop running.
Don't run so fast!
Stop running.
Why don't I have the energy to run?
Because I haven't eaten all day.
Since he'll definitely catch up,
running away is useless.
Tong Jia Di's Life dictionary
doesn’t include the two words 'run away'?
Miss, don't run.
Stop running.
Miss, don't run.
Do you think I'm afraid of a pervert like you?
I haven't eaten all day,
I was accused of being a thief,
and Uncle took away my living expense money.
The loan collectors came to my house,
and made my family homeless.
I must seek revenge for all women
on this earth.
I'll help God bring justice to this world!
I thought dog-chicken mutts are already strange.
Who would've thought you'd be made of steel?
And indestructible steel, too.
We're the righteous people,
fighting the forces of evil!
First, could you be anymore immature?
Second, yes, I am going to fight evil,
in other words, you!
Hey,
a bunch of my friends made a mess at my house.
Seeing it annoys me.
I want you to clean it now.
You're telling a thief to go to your house.
Are you nuts?
I just saved your life.
It'll be a trade.
Forget it if you're not going.
I'm going home.
Fine, we'll trade.
Such a responsible person like me
needs to finish the job from the Exchange Ticket.
Cheers!
You're back.
We've waited for you for a long time.
How long do you plan on staying here?!
Everyone, get out!
Bo Zi, you didn't exaggerate.
Unrequited love.
Hurry, let's go.
Hold up!
Get rid of all the garbage on the table.
Hey! Why are you taking my beer?
Hurry!
Maybe he didn't really tell me to come here to clean
but to take me in for a night.
Hello?
Hello? Jia Di,
sorry I missed your call earlier.
Is something the matter that you had to call so late?
I...before...
it's okay now.
Goodnight.
Oh, really? I thought...
As long as everything okay,
good night.
I wanted to exchange for your healthy hand.
They cleaned everything up.
What's there left for me to clean?
I'll...I'll be going now.
Who says everything's cleaned up?
There's still something for you to do...
What is it?
This is so disgusting, but you won't let us waste it,
so it's your job to take care of it.
Of course I'll take care of it,
all of it!
Thank you.
All these beverages and food,
it's your job to clean them up.
I'm actually afraid you wouldn't let me.
So much...
Okay! This is all my reasonability.
An opportunity to drink until I'm full for free
doesn't come along everyday.
Here...thank you!
Cheers!
Let me perform a song!
Mr. Devil Boy,
I think you should change yourself.
Change myself?
Why?
Changing myself wouldn't be any better.
If you don't bully me,
I'll compliment you.
Okay, then if you compliment me,
I can also compliment you.
Alright, let's compliment each other.
Let's then.
I'll go first!
Then go ahead!
I thought...
you were so suave when you hit the pervert with the bottle.
Let me tell you,
big bro has practiced before,
little kids, don't copy me!
Let me tell you,
you're the first girl I've met
that was brave enough to let m e ride a motorcycle over her head.
You're pretty cool! Cheers!
I'm very cool!
You...
Any more? Let's hear it!
Hurry, say some more.
Do you have anymore about me?
Hmm...I can't think of any.
No more? So few...
No more.
I can't think of any.
I can't race anymore.
The person I like deep down is...
... is me.
Making one girl hide quietly,
and then confessing to another girl...
If a confession like that is real,
it's too uncool.
Look at me! My leg is broken,
my school expelled me,
and my love confession failed.
You are such a loser!
I'm such a loser.
I thought of something!
I thought of something else!
What'd you think of? Say it.
I think...
your eyes
look like they are speaking.
And they're saying something beautiful.
Really?
My eyes are speaking?
Then what's my mouth doing?
You're right.
Your mouth...
The eyes took the mouth's job!
I hate it when someone's unemployed.
Idiot!
The mouth just needs to find another job.
Can it find one?
Of course it can.
I don't believe you.
You don't believe me?
I don't!
You really don't believe me?
Why is
this kid here?
Last night,
she was attacked by a pervert.
I took her in.
We ate together.
We drank together.
Then...
That's disgusting!
So I guessed right.
This twerp
is a huge female pervert!
Last night, I wasn't attacked by her.
I really dodged a bullet.
Come...come...
I love to catch people in the act.
If I let such a good opportunity pass,
then I’d be mistreating myself.
So I guessed right.
This twerp
is a huge female pervert
Last night, I wasn't attacked by her,
I really dodged a bullet
Come...come...
I love to catch people in the act.
If I let such a good opportunity pass,
then I'd be mistreating myself.
Tong Jia Di! What's wrong with you?
Please! Endure it for a bit!
The head's coming out!
What head? Stop...no!
Your pimple's almost infected!
It's because you're touching it!
That's why I've grown a pimple! No!
C'mon! Let me pop it!
It's a really big one!
I can guarantee that
after I pop it,
it won't leave a scar
or change your complexion!
NO!
I swear! Just five seconds!
If you pass five seconds, you're dead meat!
I won't.
One,
two,
Such a big one!
How satisfying!
You don't know even how big it was!
What a big one!
What are you doing?!
Doing?
Now that you're satisfied.. it's my turn to be satisfied.
I'll pop my own pimple!
No...a strawberry [note: hickey].
How could you be like that?
That's so underhand,
wanting to plant a hickey on someone
You think too much.
Though I know you really want it,
but it's not that kind of strawberry.
It's your strawberry nose!
I can't stand it anymore.
This sound...
It sounds dirty!
It hurts!
Oh mother!
So many!
Everything is revealed now!
Yesterday, he kicked us out
to secretly bring in a girl?
Why isn't it coming out?
Oh mother!
Devil Boy, you're really something.
I see you're preoccupied right now.
I can only go and tell everyone!
But...
I wonder which young lady he's grasped..
Bo Zi, where did you go?
Does drying laundry take that long?!
I can't let my old lady see
such a perverted scene!
Oh, it hurts so much.
You pinch so hard.
It really hurts.
What are you doing in there?
Are you trying to burst my eardrums?
Hurry up!
What was taking so long?
What were you doing in there?
Don't you dare think anything!
If you dare...
Do you think I could think of anything
when I see you?
It must be perverted.
Let me teach you a little trick.
What?
If you want to hate someone,
just imagine them on the toilet,
constipated.
You will hate this person so much
that you'll want to explode.
So before, I was thinking of you...
Are you mentally retarded?
I hear that laxative pills are pretty easy to use.
How smelly!
Smelly!
That person sitting on the toilet is such a nuisance!
I'll never get along
with that tasteless girl.
She wants to kiss me.
It'll never happen!
Ticket: Exchange for breakfast. No need to thank me!
Who should thank who?
Wow. Mr. Yam Leaf
You've grown so tall
so quickly!
Miss Mint,
you're losing!
Look how tall the others have grown.
You need to catch up!
Go, go, go!
Let me give you some extra water.
Don't tell me I'm biased,
Mr. Yam Leaf!
Acting cute is also a sickness.
Crazy girl!
I'll be late for school!
I'm leaving then! Bye bye!
Eat everything!
Betcha didn't know I could do this!
Gotcha!
Are you kidding me?
Devil Boy is too easily pleased!
And he calls her tasteless and dumb.
He sure can fake it.
If I find out that
Tong Jia Di was wronged here,
in any way, and you didn't jump in to protect her,
I won't let you escape!
You stood idly by and
watched Jia Di and Devil Boy do...
you're looking for death!
I'm dead!
What will I tell Xiao Nan now?
You really screwed me over.
You don't protect yourself...
I can't ruin this friendship
between Xiao Nan and me!
Evil!
Evil x 88!
You're very satisfied.
No, that tasteless girl
just whipped it up.
What? Are you interested?
You eat too.
So what do you plan on doing now?
Bored. No plans.
Fried rice.
I mean...since you finished all the congee,
do you have any other plans?
What?
Are you asking for money?
Sorry,
I'm telling you now,
all my money
went to the tasteless girl's medical bill.
Wow that was your plan all along!
You're really hopeless
You'll end up going to hell.
Before I go to hell,
Can you come with me to my father's department store?
What's the point in going there?
You really don't understand the situation here do you?
All right...
for my and Xiao Nan's happiness,
I know nothing.
Eat!
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That was really dangerous.
I'm sorry.
What's so important about these papers
that made you chase it down the street?
Class notes.
It's very important!
Because...
each copy is NT$2. (~USD$6)
What are you saying?
If you go to the copy store near the school,
you can make each copy for 1 Yuan (3cents).
But I'm in a rush today,
so I had to make expensive copies.
If they all fly away,
then I would've been cheated big time!
Where did you learn your math?
If you get hit by a car,
it wouldn't just be NT$1 or $2.
I'm sorry.
Don't do it again.
But thank goodness I didn't get hit!
Wouldn't that cause you trouble?
My God,
the medical bill would cost so much!
And my injuries might be too serious for me to work!
That would really be a disaster!
I really won't do it again.
Why'd you make so many copies?
I make copies for my classmates.
Everytime I see you,
you possess a new identity.
This time I must be Class Notes Princess.
Didn't you say you forgot all of them?
It must be because your notes are
focused and clear
that your classmates want to borrow them.
They must be good.
Tuition is so expensive.
I can't afford it to be bad.
If only my little brother was as focused as you.
He's about to get expelled from school.
Just thinking about it gives me a headache.
He's a real problem!
If you're his brother,
you should beat him up!
He deserves a spanking!
I'm not kidding!
You have a golden arm...
beat him to death!
A bug!
I actually embarrassed myself like that front of him.
I don't want to live anymore!
Are you okay?
Jia Di,
aren't you late for class?
Bye bye.
Jia Di!
Huo Da.
Why doesn't he rest at home
and always comes here instead?
Should I buy one for the tasteless girl?
I'm not that nice of a person.
I must be scared to get an infectious disease from her.
That's right.
That should be okay.
For hygiene's sake,
differentiate between male and female.
I have to keep my distance with that tasteless girl.
She can use hers,
and I will use mine.
I need to buy a lot of junk food.
I just won't give you any!
what are you going to do about it?
What else can I do to torture her to death?
Finally take her down...
Torture, torture,
she will be tortured, alright.
She's doomed!
Huo Yan,
I have to talk to you.
What's wrong?
That's the first time call me by name at work.
I don't want to talk business with you.
We can talk about personal affairs after work.
I can tell you everything in 3 minutes.
That day, I went to where Huo Da was living
and found out the reason he doesn't live at home.
It's most likely about a girl.
He might even...
plan to live together with that girl.
Yan Shu.
What are you suggesting?
If Huo Da likes someone...
She isn't the person he likes.
I am just worried that
Huo Da is too young,
and that he would get hurt.
If there really is a girl,
I think you should be worried for that girl.
Just like what you said,
Huo Da probably doesn't sincerely like her.
I am just reminding you.
You and HuoDa
are people who girls would try everything
to get close to.
Do you know something I don't?
I hope my judgment is wrong,
but to prevent something from happening
you should go and try to understand the situation.
You stayed at the Devil Boy's house?
You were too drunk,
so you didn't sleep well?
Now I can't make money from the class notes.
Why didn't you tell me the truth yesterday?
He...didn't do anything to you, did he?
He didn't do anything,
but I used my magic claws on him.
You...
No, I was kidding.
But I...
couldn't help but squeeze his pimples.
Tong Jia Di.
What's wrong with squeezing pimples?
Every girl who doesn't know anything about love
and is interacting with that kind of people
needs to keep at least a distance of two meters.
Because those kind of guy only have strength,
and no brain.
If a girl gets near them,
immediately a dirty thought would enter their brain.
Next time, you defiantly
can't do this again.
But....
He wasn't like I thought...
NO WAY.
Fine.
Tonight, you are staying at my house.
Don't you have your aunt and the little baby staying there?
It's crowded already,
it won't make a difference to add one more person.
But I need to go home first and collect my stuff.
Wait at the gas station after work for me to pick you up.
It's too dangerous for you to go home alone.
You are the best.
I love you.
You really said the words in my heart!
Goddess Xiao Nan is the world's
most... cutest chick ever!
You are the world's grossest mucus,
so sticky and so disgusting.
Jia Di,
tell this glob of mucus
to never appear in my face again.
Bo Zi,
Xiao Nan
you guys...
Trusty Island,
[Note: Another nickname]
there is no Bo Zi and Xiao Nan okay.
Last time I went to deliver something to you
he somehow stuck onto me.
I can't even get rid of him.
I'm warning you,
if you randomly appear
in front of me like this again,
You are dead for sure
when my boyfriend finds out.
I can't take this anymore,
gonna leave first.
Xiao Nan...
What did Xiao Nan just say?
She said you are a glob of mucus,
she can't stand you anymore,
she is leaving.
No... sentence before that.
She said if someone knows,
then I am dead.
Her boyfriend.
Xiao Nan has a boyfriend?!
Xiao Nan has a boyfriend.
That's great!
If no one is wooing someone like Xiao Nan, a goddess
with so much charm,
then she must have some embarrassing problem.
Okay.
Goddess Xiao Nan is normal.
Thank you god.
Hello, Mom?
Were you and Jia Hui okay yesterday?
We were okay,
what about you last night?
Last night?
Yeah, you stayed at Xiao Nan's house.
You didn't cause her any trouble right?
Oh yeah, I was over at his house...
[Note: "His" and "her" sound the same in chinese.]
Then let's talk when we meet.
Bye.
Jia Di.
You just mentioned how you had no place to go,
after that...
Keeping silent was correct.
Xiao Nan doesn't know yet;
what happened between you and Devil Boy.
What?
Keeping quiet is correct,
thank you for not telling on me.
Bye.
Mom!
You're here!
You're so heavily injured, and you still say you are okay.
I'm okay.
What hasn't your mom gone through.
It's just a few scrapes.
It'll be fine if I don't touch it.
But...
No buts,
I told you. We're fine.
Good thing you are safe,
your brother is safe
that is already enough.
Those punches hit my body,
I would be worried if they hit your bodies.
what are we going to do now?
We should hide for another couple of days.
I...
I will stay at Xiao Nan's house.
What about you and Jia Hui?
Are you guys staying at his friend's house?
You should take mom and stay at Xiao Nan's house.
My friend's house is too crowded.
It's fine if you stay here,
but you brought your mother along?
What's a friend for?
You think I want to be such a loser to
bring his mom out with him?
But Xiao Nan's house is already very crowded
because her aunt is there to recover from giving birth.
I know what to do.
I can go to the south to find Yu Hua.
Auntie Qing?
Now that you are going south,
you can pretend you are on vacation
and also ask her for help.
If it wasn't for your bastard uncle,
making our family
leave the house we have,
then I wouldn't need to bother other people.
Jia Hui.
I have finals soon and I need to work,
so you have to take good care of mom.
Fine.
Mom, here are the tickets to Tai Nan.
When you get to Tai Nan,
don't forget to call me.
Jia Hui,
take care of Mom,
listen to what she says. Got it?
Okay already.
We are only going to Tai Nan,
not Africa.
You don't have to worry.
Are you slacking?
Do you know what time it is?
Why aren't you here yet?
I'm coming.
The car should be here in 15 minutes.
You need to take good care of yourself,
don't worry about us.
Whether it's school or work,
no matter how busy or how much you're saving money,
don't forget to eat.
Let me remind you again,
do not bother with your uncle.
I got it.
Sis, Mom and I are not going to be here,
you are free.
If you do something with guys,
no one would know.
What nonsense are you spitting out?
Is your sister that kind of person?
She may want to mess around,
but probably no one would want her.
Nonsense.
Don't you have work to do?
No need to wait with us,
go on with your work.
You guys have to be careful.
Listen to Mom.
Jia Di.
Mom,
think of this trip to the south
as a vacation.
Think about it,
if you think it's escaping
the mood is different then
think of it as a trip.
Why are you half an hour late today?
Where did you go?
What are you going to do about it?
I didn't say anything,
I said
you don't look like yourself
you completely lost your tasteless personality.
I'm really not used it.
You went out to buy stuff?
so what?
What did you waste your money on again?
Did you remember to compare prices?
Wow, you bought so much junk food.
Don't say I'm stingy,
if you want to eat...
I don't.
My treat,
I won't ask for your money.
I don't want to mess up my food habits.
These junk foods
are not healthy
and can't make you full.
Whichever way you calculate it, it's unworthy.
Calculate, calculate, calculate,
why do you love to calculate?
Don't be a person in your next life.
Become a money hog then.
There's nothing shameful with loving money.
Wasting money is shameful,
saving money isn't shameful,
asking for money is shameful.
Having no money isn't shameful,
but not working for money, that there, is shameless.
Do you understand this ideal?
I'm sure that
you're so poor that you are scared.
Therefore,
you are diseased.
You have money problems.
I can also diagnose that
you have the Devil's disease.
You are too bad.
She says I'm diseased!
If I have the Devil's disease,
would I have bought her toothbrush and a towel?
I must not...
not trust her.
I must be way over my head.
I'm done with cleaning
and cooked dinner.
I'm going to leave now.
When are you coming back tonight?
Just tell me now.
Do you expect me to wait for you?
I'm not staying here tonight.
Bye.
You could have said that earlier.
I forgot my cell phone.
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask you
What school do you go to and what major you read?
Tai Ke University, management major.
Why?
You go to my school.
how come I have never seen you there?
I don't like to go to school,
why would you see me.
Plus,
you are not a school beauty.
Of course I don't want you to see me.
You...
You are getting expelled soon, right?
You know about this too?
You sure care about me,
checking up on me secretly.
It's your brother,
he is really worried about you.
You met up with Huo Yan?
I want to advise you
to finish your studies at college.
You have to be there for the final.
I'm leaving.
Bye.
So the reason she is late,
is because she was on a date with him.
Pervert.
Did you think my place was a hotel?!
next time don't expect me to feel sorry.
Hey, Bo Zi,
call the others over to my place.
I'll prepare a lot of food for you guys.
Hurry on over!
I can't.
Tonight,
we made plans to go racing.
Whatever.
Vice President Zhao.
Do you have a problem
with our extension contract for next year?
Before, we had a really good partnership.
Your products are always
top of the industry.
If you have any suggestions,
just say it and we can investigate.
Thanks General Manager Huo for always supporting us.
Regarding the extension,
we're of course very glad,
but our General Manager isn't in the country.
So, sorry.
we'd have to ask General Manager Huo to wait a little more.
I think there shouldn't be any problems.
Then please guide me well, Vice President Zhao.
You're too kind.
Auntie,
today I'll you pick up Xiao Xian from kindergarten for you.
I'm taking her to play in the park.
I haven't seen her for a long time.
There is only me.
uncle won't be there.
Is that okay?
What did dad say?
Dad said,
He took an airplane to U.S
and he helped FBI fight criminals.
He fought the criminals
and earned a lot of money.
Dad
also bought a lot of presents for me.
Sister,
When can I
meet super dad?
Xiao Xuan do you really want to go on trips?
Of course.
Sister really want to go too!
Xiao Xuan wants to more.
Let's set off to find daddy.
1,2,3
Sister,
if you were to go traveling
where would you want to go the most?
I want to go to a place where it snows a lot,
there should be a world of silver
and really pretty snow.
Can you check for me
if there is something similar
that is making the product B-LU?
No. 10 guy,
isn't a General Manager suppose to be very busy?
Why do you have time to take a walk here?
Yeah,
strolling through like this
in the middle of business
really feels nice.
But
I think this feeling
is too luxurious.
Like how you said,
I need to return to the company.
Also,
I appeared in this park today
because I parked my car
in the park's parking lot.
Such a great park,
and you can only use the parking lot.
I kind of feel bad for you.
Then... I'm going to leave first.
Bye Bye.
Huo Da,
be good and wait for us at home.
Leave!
Once you can't race anymore,
I find myself relieved.
I don't like
you putting yourself in dangerous situations, at all.
I thought,
it's fine if my love for racing motorcycles
is not understood by others,
but you should understand.
I don't understand.
I just know,
people need to have a feeling of safety.
Come in.
General Manager,
now it's already passed dinner time,
do you need me to order something for dinner?
If you didn't remind me, I almost forgot.
My stomach really feels hungry now.
Then General Manager, do you have something you really want to eat?
At this time,
should I exchange
the Thank You coupon?
To eat yummy foods together again.
I know that near Guang Fu Nan road.
There is a store that sells a Po Tian Bu La.
[Note: Tian Bu La is a sweet Taiwanese dish.]
It's really tasty.
Do you know that near Guang Fu Nam road,
there is a store that sells Po Tian Bu La?
Jia Hui and Mom should have be in Tai Nan by now.
Uncle, should be at the south too.
Welcome.
I'll help you pump gas.
[Note: This is a pun on "Jia You," which literally translates to "add gas" but also means to cheer someone on.]
I saw you staring into space before.
Are you really tired from work?
No.
You are helping me pump gas.
Let me ask you,
when you work
can you take some time off to eat.
Thank you coupon,
eat it.
This isn't from Ah Po's store.
But my secretary only knows this place.
It's okay. It's just as good.
Since you left this afternoon
you been working up till now?
Yup,
actually, I have to go back and work overtime.
Then why did you come here?
When I eat,
I still hope to relax a little.
If you have to eat while working,
then it must be...
... very depressing.
Second time saying this today,
I feel sorry for you.
I want you to feel that way.
Seeing you,
I have a feeling
that it's really relaxing.
Pressure from work
and expectations from home
all seems to disappear.
I don't know why?
Maybe I would want to swap for your life.
Who knows?
No, believe me,
you definitely don't to be Bao Dao Ah Shin
who counts every dollar of her spendings.
No.10 guy,
I can't understand your feelings,
but,
just like this bowl of food,
I'm really happy to eat this with you.
What about you?
It really is good.
Do you think it's tasty?
Playing by myself,
really is no fun.
Can you please ask Jia Di to answer the phone?
She's eating now,
with a guy driving a cool car.
Then you don't have to get them,
don't have to bother them.
Must be eating with the most perfect No.10 guy.
That's great.
Being on a date while
working.
Being in a relationship
while also making money.
This Bao Dao Ah Xin finally cracked!
I'm too happy.
You're full?
Going back to fight now.
Go!
In the future, remember to visit Jia Di's gas station.
But,
I won't be giving you free face mask and laundry detergent.
No.10 guy,
work hard, work hard!
Bye bye.
Where is he?
No.10 guy was here before right?
Okay, you are not saying anything.
Anyways, you are staying at my house tonight,
if you don't tell me
what happened with No.10 guy
I will not let you sleep tonight.
You should understand my situation the best.
To put it brutally,
I am staying at your house
because I'm escaping debt and trouble.
Don't be like that,
be merrier.
How about this,
I promise
when you get to my house tonight
I will not fight for the blankets with you.
I'll let you have a really warm...
And have sweet dreams.
What an ugly teddy bear.
My dad sowed this together.
When I was really little,
I had an argument with my brother.
We ripped it's hand off.
My mom yelled at me for not letting my brother have it.
And my brother was crying loudly.
But
my dad comforted me
and helped me sow the teddy bear back.
It may be ugly,
but
my dad sowed it back stitch after stitch.
It has his trace,
so I can't bear to throw it away.
It's the gang.
Knock down the door.
What should we do?
Hurry call and enforce the police.
Police station?
They are about to knock down the door.
Ah Ken hurry and pick up the phone.
What do you think?
Not bad.
So beautiful.
Bo Zi,
are you practicing racing?
where is it beautiful?
When I think of my goddess Xiao Nan,
I think she is gorgeous.
Hello,
Ah Ken please come and save us,
there's so many blank mafia people.
Jia Di's house is at...
Ah Ken,
Xiao Nan's boyfriend.
No wait,
that's not important,
the main thing is
brothers,
my goddess is in trouble.
Don't kick anymore,
the police are here.
Stop the car...
What are you racers doing here?
We are not racers,
I came here to save a friend.
Save your friend?
You guys are here to make noise.
He came here to save his beauty,
and we came here to support our brother.
What brothers,
stop talking nonsense.
the policemen are going to mistake us.
They have already mistaken us.
Let me explain then they won't be mistaken.
It's best if you don't explain,
the more you explain
the police is going to mistake us.
It's all your fault for saying a hero saving a beauty.
And you saying we're brothers.
Right, blame everything on us.
Then what, you like to speak.
It's all your fault for saying the wrong stuff.
I say the wrong stuff when I speak,
when you speak you aren't saying the wrong stuff?
Ya, that's exactly what happens.
And your Xiao Nan, too.
There are three racers here,
I suspect they have a bomb.
What?
All of you are coming to the police station with me.
No way.
This time the mistake is big.
Mr. Policeman,
we really came here to save a friend.
You need someone to go to the police to get you out?
Why are you at the police station?
Say it slowly...
What Jia Di? What gangster?
What, where is her house?
I got it!
So you don't know those people.
Nope.
Then you should be more careful,
if there is a problem
contact the police immediately.
Also, the racers at the police station,
are they your friends?
sorry Mr. Policemen, what did you say?
How could those racers be our friend?
They must be in the same league
as those bad guys.
I can't talk at the moment.
Her voice sounded weird,
why can't she talk right now?
If she isn't in a crisis
then why would she
not be able to talk on the phone.
But those racers,
they said they came to save you guys.
Also they were able to state your names.
They are called Wu Bo Zi,
Lin Cai Lang,
and Xie Qin Chang.
Never heard of any of them.
Don't know any of them.
What happens if those gangsters come to your house?
We'll see after they find us.
I don't want to.
I don't want to bring trouble to your house.
You saw how scary those people are.
Can you stop being so wimpy?
They can't find my house.
Let's go.
You go back first.
What are you saying?
Asking me to go back first,
are you asking me to not remember any of this
or do you want my conscious to be fed to a dog?
Am I, Jiang Xiao Nan,
really like that in your eyes?
You know friendship, I do too.
I know you would help me until death,
that's why I don't want to.
Your house has a pregnant woman and a baby.
If something really happens,
how am I suppose to handle it?
It's not like it's going to happen.
What if it really does happen?
Jia Di.
I definitely don't want any "what ifs" to happen.
Hello,
Bo Zi?
Police station?
Tong Jia Di.
Tong Jia Di, open the door.
Tong Jia Di.
Jia Di.
I have no home to return to and no place to go.
What should I do tonight?
Mister,
we have gone past this place 5 times.
where do you want to go?
Just continue driving.
Even though I don't know what happened,
but I still want to thank you guys.
What you did today,
very manly.
Sorry,
I bothered you guys.
Jia Di,
come home with me
I don't feel safe leaving you behind.
No, I can't.
I can't bring more trouble to your house.
You by yourself,
where can you go?
Jia Di.
I didn't know your situation
was so complicated.
How about this,
everyone will think of a solution together.
It's obvious,
the girl on the right is Bo Zi's shining goddess.
The one on the left...
Should be the caregiver whose medical expenses Devil Boy paid
and wouldn't let Bo Zi say it.
What!
It's obvious,
the girl on the right is Bo Zi's shining goddess.
The one on the left...
Should be the caregiver whose medical expenses Devil Boy paid
and wouldn't let Bo Zi say it.
What!
My uncle's medical expenses were paid by Devil Boy?
That Devil Boy?
How could it be possible?
Is that true?
He helped Jia Di secretly
and wouldn't let me say it.
I think he doesn't want Jia Di
to be burdened.
He... doesn't have another motive?
Xiao Nan,
Even though I think you are my goddess,
but this doesn't mean
when you misjudge my friend,
I won't get mad at you.
Huo Da,
he is my friend.
Where is Jia Di?
The person that helped you
must know and still believe
you deserved the help.
He helped Jia Di secretly
and wouldn't let me say it.
I think he doesn't want Jia Di
to be burdened.
Hello, Bo Zi what's up?
They went to the police station to get you?
Tong Jia Di is missing?
You...
You bastard, stupid as a pig.
You bastard, stupid times 3!
See what you going to do now.
Why should I call her?
Because...
Stupid Tasteless Girl, I don't care where you are, but
I command you
to appear in front of my face immediately.
Did you hear me?
Fine!
Today, we're filming
the two of them waking up after drinking
and are actually popping each other's pimples.
But Bo Zi had mistaken them
as doing something dirty.
So what interesting things happened while
filming the "fake bed scene"?
Let's go see together!
Like this,
I'll pretend to squeeze.
Ready?
Just squeeze like that, yes.
Can you tell like this?
You can be like this too
And then...
[You have to pretend to be aggressive]
I'll just...
[My FACE!!]
[He's hit by the enemy!]
[(Corner) Too exaggerated!]
You guys know what "too exaggerated" is?
You're not planning to film a
kuso version of Why Why Love, are you? [Kuso: ie, silly parody]
[Ahh!]
It's best that you obediently stay still.
Hurry, what's taking you so long?
[Marquee: Director directing "Fake Bed Scene." He sounds happy.]
So then you can add that...
"ooohh...ahhh..." sounds.
Okay, ready?
I'll just be like,
[IT HURTS!]
[It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!]
It's best that you're obedient,
otherwise I'll make it more painful!
Don't do this for so long!
It hurts so much!
[Purple marquee: Xiao Mei is acting so enthusiastically.]
[Blue: I'm squeezing!]
[Yellow: Laughting.]
[Purple: Harder!]
[Yellow: Push it in!]
[Pink/Yellow: I laughed!]
[Purple: How dirty!]
[Rainie: I'm laughing because it's too dirty!]
[Mike: Can I make those sounds later too?]
[Director says, "You can."]
"Ahhhh~"
[Rainie: But I started laughing later on. Is it okay?]
[Director: Yeah. I didn't cut it there]
[Ahh! It won't come out!]
It turns out that in this "bed scene,"
with Xiao Mei(Mike)'s enthusiastic performance
and Rainie's irresistable urge to laugh,
ended its filming!
It won't work. I'll keep laughing.
[Bloopers]